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me:
tumblr is so depressing.
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me:
there's a cute relationship i'll never have
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me:
food i can't make
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me:
why can't i be that pretty
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me:
I WANT THOSE CLOTHES
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me:
wow just bring up those old feelings, thanks
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me:
why do i even come on here??
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me:
scroll
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me:
scroll
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me:
ooo reblogging that
What's wrong with our society.
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Kim Kardashian:
I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
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America:
Well sure why not?
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Britney Spears:
I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
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America:
Whatever you want!
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Carmen Electra:
I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
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America:
Okay, sounds like fun!
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Gay couple:
We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
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America:
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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Person:
I'm gay.
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God:
I love you.
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Person:
I'm an addict.
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God:
I love you.
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Person:
I'm greedy.
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God:
I love you.
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Person:
I'm angry.
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God:
I love you.
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Person:
I have too much pride.
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God:
I love you.
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Person:
I hate you.
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God:
I still love you.
You sit in class next to a redhead named Abigail, and soon enough you’re best friends.
(via taylorswiftismyhero)
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